They say old age comes with wisdom, and to a certain extent, that is true! Grandparents have lived to tell the tale of how they survived this or that war, as well as how they did things without technology’s help back in the day.
True enough, they do have useful yet hilarious tips that we can all learn from. Aside from baking or knitting, here we list some of the weirdest things grandmas told their grandchildren that simply make sense:
Coming Back To Haunt You
Grandmothers are in no way scary or terrifying; in fact, they are otherwise–soft, caring, and seem to be fragile! But don’t let their state fool anyone because they can be intimidating and ruthless if they want to!
Just take a look at this nana who threatened her granddaughter’s boy pals if they didn’t treat her right. That’s right, no one wants to be haunted, so they better do as she said. It is more hilarious because she was 95 at the time!
Grandma’s Got Balls
Here we have another instance where a grandmother proves she has a little more spunk in her than people had imagined. However, she may have had a pass that time because of her old age, but we think that the driver didn’t receive it that well!
We wonder why the grandmother wasn’t the one behind the wheels. After all, Time reported a study that showed that kids are safer with the elderly driving than their parents, which surprised even the authors who wrote the article.
Tetris-Gaming Grandma Came To The Right Place
Kudos to this Walmart employee for being able to get what this grandmother was pertaining to. But what are the odds that she was really browsing pages of Playboy? Kidding aside, "Tetris" is such an addictive game that people of all ages easily get hooked on this title.
According to the Guinness World Records Gamer's Edition, "Tetris" is one of the top-selling games in history. In fact, it is so iconic that it was mentioned in shows like "Captain N: The Game Master," "Futurama," "Muppet Babies," and "Family Guy."
How To Tell If Granny Likes Someone
How can we tell if this particular granny likes someone? She would give permission to bring food to her bed, and to some this may not be a big deal, but for others who love clean, immaculate sheets, this is huge.
While crackers are harmless snacks before hitting the hay, experts advise against eating certain food that will disrupt sleep quality. Interestingly, anything fried like French fries or bacon is a big no-no because the high-fat content could be a problem for the digestive system.
Wise Tips From Grandma
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, the famous saying goes. But this nana certainly has another trick: make them laugh! Luckily, she passed a valuable joke book to her grandmother to help her be funny.
In the same way, funny guys do have an advantage in the dating scene. In a 2017 study, it was found that men who could make women laugh were deemed more attractive than those who couldn’t. As such, we can tell that humor does play a huge role.
That’s Some Dolly Parton Wisdom
People are advised to prepare their things before a calamity just in case an evacuation will be needed, but this grandma wasn’t busy packing her stuff; she took her time to prepare her appearance just in case she landed on the news the following day.
This grandma reminds us of celebrated country singer Dolly Parton, who sleeps with makeup on out of fear that there would be an earthquake or other natural disaster, which would require her to go out.
Grandma’s Logic Is The Best
Kids say the silliest things that most grownups would have a hard time answering, such as where rainbows come from or how babies are made. However, grandmothers may be the most brilliant human beings to come face to face with teens and children.
Technically, this grandmother’s analogy is on-point and this would probably be a great reminder that is forever stuck in the teen’s life. Surely, she was just concerned about her grandkid because since the '60s, there have been studies that prove the grandparents’ engagement boosts children’s wellbeing.
Battle Of The Grandmothers
Grandmothers may have a logic that wins against most arguments but what happens if they debate each other? In this case, it’s difficult to defend having too many children but she brought out the "Go forth and multiply" card, and yet, the other grandparent had a clever response that involved science.
The times are changing because numbers show that families are having fewer kids as time passes by. According to Statista, the average number of children in a family in 2021 is 3.13 as compared to 3.7 in the '60s.
Grandma’s Response Was Savage
It’s common etiquette to focus on eating and conversations during dinners with the family. Not only is using phones in front of everybody rude; it also apparently makes a person unhappy, according to Time Magazine. This particular grandma was not having any of it though.
As such, she didn’t let her grandson’s girlfriend leave without hearing her thoughts. Now, we wonder if the said woman is still in a relationship with her man or if they called it quits after the sarcastic exchange.
It’s All In The Mindset
While the body undergoes a lot of physical changes as a person ages, there are times when the mind continues to stay young, just like this hip grandma, who thought that she didn’t think old despite being the oldest in the building.
According to Startsat60, many elderly feel they are just trapped in an old person’s body but some simply can’t accept the fact that they are going through the process of aging. This can be a point of pressure, too!
Grandma’s Words Of Wisdom
According to WiseLiving, parents in the United Kingdom save at least $16 billion a year in babysitting services because of the grandparents’ help in looking after the children. It’s not like the elderly have to be paid to take care of the little ones because most often than not, they love it.
This person’s grandmother certainly has a nice tip when it comes to "accidents"–name it after her. Of course, she was referring to accidental pregnancies and was simply proactive when she said that.
Death By Starvation
How do we survive without food? According to Healthline, humans are thought to live without food and water for a week. But if there is water and nothing to munch on, we can live for up to two or three months, which speaks a lot about how important hydration is.
But it does feel like the end of the world with just a day of no food. This grandma obviously knew her husband wouldn’t survive without her because who would make his meals?
Abraham Lincoln’s Biggest Fan
Even grandmothers can be die-hard fans of famous people. This woman clearly idolized the 16th President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln, so she probably knew everything about him. Unfortunately, she read a bad book about the leader titled "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter," and found it awful.
The novel, written by Seth Grahame-Smith, revolves around a fictionalized story during the Civil War. In the tale, Lincoln is a secret agent that aims to slay vampires after his mother was killed by one when he was a child.
Thanks, Grandma, For My Parents
Moms and dads are heaven-sent, what would we do without them? More importantly, what would we do without grandparents, who created our parents? Touche. This grandmother was quick enough to use this logic on his grandchild!
This is probably why we have Grandparent’s Day, first celebrated in West Virginia in 1973. It was five years later when Congress passed the legislation that announces National Grandparents Day during the first Sunday following Labor Day. Hurray for our grandmas and grandpas and their words of wisdom!
I Love You, Fries!
Grandparents are arguably one of the most appreciative people on earth. As such, they would always be thankful for the moments their family would spend with them despite their hectic schedule. However, this grandmother was more grateful for the fries than the effort her grandchild had exerted.
Jokes aside, french fries overconsumption is bad, more so for the elderly. Because it has high trans fat, it doesn’t pack too much nutrition. According to an American Journal of Clinical Nutrition study, fried potatoes twice a week could lead to premature death.
Such A Sassy Granny
We can just imagine how terrified this person was when they were a child after hearing about death. They probably couldn’t fully process this painful possibility at that age! According to National Geographic, children begin to understand that a person is not coming back after passing when they reach age 4.
This nana, however, had some specific orders when her time came. When we think about it, it has been customary to have the dead face upward, pretty much like they are lying down.
Concentrated Water Only
In bars, it has become common knowledge that adding to drinks instead of chilling them in the fridge will result in a watered-down beverage. A lot of people aren’t fans of this method, particularly because they feel that the strength is lessened.
But has anyone heard of watered-down water? This grandmother certainly knows all about it, but we doubt that her drink will ever taste differently when ice is added. If any, ice undergoes melting, resulting in more liquid in the container.
Comfortable Shoes=Great Escape
Footwear is more than just complementing our outfits, it is also to protect our feet and improve our posture. That said, experts have, time and again, advised against ill-fitting shoes that can result in bunions, deformities, and pain.
This grandma has a few brilliant reasons to buy the right-fitting pair: to run away from men and stray dogs. Of course, she was probably just being a bit dramatic but we get her point in sprinting away from unideal guys that could leave her grandchild heartbroken.
Is Hugh Jackman Married?
This grandma clearly doesn’t watch boring things on TV; perhaps she had seen "Wolverine," "Logan," or "The Greatest Showman" to have remembered the ever-talented and handsome Hugh Jackman. Of course, she needed the internet to see if he was off the market.
But to answer grandma’s question, Jackman is happily married to Deborra-Lee Furness, an Australian actor whom he met on the set of the soap opera "Corelli." At the time, she was already an established star while he was just a budding one.
Flexibility As The Main Point Of Attraction
Grandma clearly had not lost her sense of humor when she quipped about this, but who doesn’t love a flexible person, right? There are certain spots around the house that would require a flexible body so this contortionist would come in handy.
According to Circus Talk, the Beighton scale is a good measure of one’s hypermobility, or the ability of the joints to move more than the normal. So how do people become great contortionists? Training plays a big role in being able to do spaghetti poses, and most people would start in their childhood.
Super Hygienic Grandma To The Rescue
Ah, nothing beats being embarrassed in a public space by the grandparents. Still, grandma was simply stating something that kids should remember. For hygienic purposes, it is always best to practice sanitary precautions when using public amenities.
According to LiveScience, studies have found that public restrooms do have a lot of bacteria. In just an hour, bathroom surfaces harbored 500,000 bacterial cells per square inch. It is worth noting that much of the bacteria, when left undisturbed, died immediately.
The Worst Situation Ever
A difficult situation is different for all people. We all have varying definitions of what consists of one, but this grandmother definitely has a nice way of putting it. Although it is hilarious, her statement actually has weight as per science.
According to Healthline, difficult moments can trigger anxiety, which is known for disrupting our digestive systems. Therefore, it could lead to diarrhea, stomachache, and constipation, so don’t be surprised if you feel bloated whenever a big problem is at hand.
Lots Of Love=Laughing Out Loud
At this age, older generations have found it difficult to keep up with changing trends, particularly those surrounding technology and the internet. So we understand the innocent confusion of this grandma when she thought LOL meant "lots of love" instead of "laughing out loud."
According to the BBC, LOL was only added to the Oxford Dictionary in 2011 but it can be traced to the '80s. A FidoNet Association e-newsletter in 1989 already indicated this acronym, which may prove it was old internet slang.
Practicality At Its Finest
Getting a divorce is often a difficult and painful process for both parties. The solution? Don’t get married! Kidding aside, this grandmother thought it was better for her granddaughter to live with her boyfriend for a less complicated break-up.
According to a 2019 Pew Research Center report, there is a rise in couples choosing to cohabitate instead of getting married in the United States. Specifically, the young adults aged 18 to 29 were found to be in favor of this living setup.
Grandma’s Quite Sharp
Grandparents are technically allowed to forget the smallest details because of age-related memory loss. According to HelpGuide.org, forgetfulness is not the same as dementia, but it happens because there are glitches in the brain that cause delays in recalling information.
This grandma may have forgotten about a lot of things but not the special day the said image was taken. This goes to show that the elderly do remember memorable events in their lives, even those that happened decades ago.
Doctors Should Be Prepared, Too
Consultations with doctors are pretty normal for the elderly, especially those with health problems. This grandma was probably suffering from an excessive sense of humor because we reckon the doctor wasn’t prepared for her punchline!
However, most of us would know that grandmas can’t conceive anymore after they have undergone menopause, which usually happens around 45 and above. According to MayoClinic, it is declared once a woman had her last period a year ago. Of course, the medical expert knew about this and probably noticed the patient was joking.
Honesty Is The Best Policy
In this case, grandma held no bars when she revealed how she felt about the parents not looking like their newborn! As far as science is concerned, it is possible for kids not to look like any of the parents, which may sound confusing because we inherit a lot from our moms and dads.
From height to hair color, every part of us is influenced by our parents’ DNA. Still, a baby’s face is going to change as they grow up.
You Should Have Memorized This Part
We certainly love grandparents who know how to be the room’s clown. In this item, a grandmother obviously tried to lighten the air when the father became emotional during his speech.
And we can’t blame the father–family members tend to be emotional during weddings. It is normal for moms and dads to shed tears when they witness their child starting a life of their own with a new person in life. According to PCIT, this happens when the parents feel that they are losing a kid.
Such A Straightforward Granny
We don’t know what made this grandmother say this iconic line but we guess she was just trying to tell her grandkids not to stay up past midnight. According to Slate, early bedtime for children is beneficial for their overall development.
Children are recommended to get a shuteye of eight hours per night, and this should be done for parents’ sanity, too! Unfortunately, with too many gadgets around the house, it could become difficult to get them ready for bed as early as possible.
No More Bad Mouthing Grandpa
Well, most of us have complaints when it comes to our partners, and although we should tell them how we feel, we end up dishing out our problems with other people. This may not be a big deal for the elderly since they usually suffer from age-related hearing loss.
According to NIH, one in three Americans aged 65 to 74 experience hearing loss. Unfortunately, it affects them every day, from having a hard time hearing their doctors or peers to delayed reactions.
Not The Best Way To Calm A Child
Most children would run to their grandparents for comfort when their mom or dad scolds them. But what happens when the elderly are stressed out, too? Let’s just say that they may not be the most comforting during this time.
As cliche as this may sound, it pays not to panic but prepare for what’s to come during this time. In advance, the Storm Prediction Center will issue a tornado watch, which basically states that the conditions to form a tornado are present.
'Spacebook Monster’ Is A Better Moniker
Even the smallest things that grandparents do make them adorable, and this includes mentioning the wrong things on a daily basis. This nana, for instance, referred to the Facebook Killer as the "spacebook monster," and honestly, we think that it was a better moniker for something sinister.
Facebook Killer was the name that popped up to pertain to Steve Stephens, who killed an elderly man who was just walking home in 2017. At the time, the suspect uploaded a video of the murder.
Rubber Bands For Pawpaw
Whether granny was trying to be funny or was simply confused about what to call a rubber band, we find this incident hilarious. To be fair, we also call them different names–for example, some of us call our grandmothers "grandma" or "nana," while in Spanish, they call them "abuelita."
The royal family may be the classiest family in the world but the great-grandkids called the late Queen Elizabeth II "gan gan," the same nickname that Prince Charles used to call his great-grandma.
How Not To Explain 101
As we’ve mentioned, kids have the silliest questions eating them up so adults must have creative answers always ready. Unfortunately, kids easily emulate what they see or hear so it is not wise to curse or utter bad words when they are around.
Toddlers who swear usually don’t understand what these things mean but it is important to talk to them about it. It is also crucial to explain to them how the word may be offensive to other people.
Best Cake Ever
It’s great that these grandmas loved the sweet treat during the reception even though they found it hard to remove the plastic. Moreover, a wedding cake is an important element of this celebration because according to Magic Venues, it symbolizes fertility and luck.
Most cakes come in three tiers. The bottom one is usually served during the ceremony, the middle after this, while the topmost is preserved until the first child’s christening. How it is preserved is something that is puzzling to us.
Quotes To Treasure
Many times, what grandparents tell us makes sense; after all, they have been through a lot that most of us don’t know about. From the sound of it, she advised not to get into a fistfight, but it is quite weird how she connected a man to a skunk.
Skunks are usually avoided because of the smelly chemical that they spray. While tomato juice seems to be the most favored liquid to get rid of the putrid scent, a mix of baking soda and hydrogen peroxide is the better option.
Big House Is Waiting For Grandma
We don’t know what grandma gets in her vocabulary but someone ought to tell her about the real meaning of "Big House." Moreover, moving away from grandparents can take a toll on both sides, especially if they have both built ideal relationships.
According to Our Everyday Life, missing out on a special family event such as holidays can make the distance feel worse for the families. Some kids experience feelings of abandonment, neglect, and even resentment so it is best to brief them before the time comes.
Kidnappers Ought To Know This
Grandma is talking some sense here because it would really be harder to kidnap a person who is heavier than someone who can be carried easily. According to ChildFindAmerica, there are an estimated 2,300 kids reported missing per day in the United States.
A lot of these cases were runaway, the majority of which were between 15 and 17 years old. Thankfully, around 99 percent of the number were resolved, meaning the teens went home. The leading reason for running away is family problems.
Grandma Examining The Cut
Grandmas (and mothers) know best, including when it comes to engagement rings, as this post says. After all, she probably needed to know if the man brought her granddaughter a quality band to ask for her hand in marriage.
When we talk about the most expensive, we can’t forget about Grace Kelly’s luxurious present from Prince Rainier III of Monaco, then worth $4 million but is now valued at $38 million. Jackie Kennedy’s was estimated to be worth $20 million today.
Granny’s Drink
If "Hot Toddy" doesn’t ring a bell, it simply is a mix of liquor, lemon, honey, and water. It is usually consumed to relieve a clogged nose or if someone feels unwell. Perhaps, this was her secret to staying alive and kicking for nine decades!
According to Guinness World Records, the oldest person alive as of April 2022 is Lucile Randon, who was born in February 1904. Previously, it was Japanese Kane Tanaka, and interestingly, the majority of the people said to be the oldest alive were women!
Nana Or Kris Jenner
We bet there was never a dull moment at this grandma’s house because of her hilarious quips. Kidding aside, we love how she prioritizes protection and teaches her family the importance of family planning. More than this, how cool is it that she played beer pong?
According to National Today, the game wasn’t invented at a college dorm, although it is now usually played in this setting. It was believed to have come from Beirut, where players paddle ping pong balls to cups.
She Knows What A Skirt Really Looks Like
What does a skirt look like? We have varying answers, for sure, but for this grandma, length was definitely a big issue. Many times, we think that only women wear this piece but men, especially those from Ireland and Scotland, are known for wearing traditional ones, too.
However, there’s a good chance that we wouldn’t bump into a man wearing a kilt on the road these days. After all, this skirt is ceremonial and traditional, originally donned by military men and bagpipe instrument players.
Should The Elderly Drive?
This granny was true to her words when she decided to give up driving. Perhaps retiring from her job meant leaving the car, too! Kidding aside, there are many elderly who choose to get behind the wheel until their advanced ages.
Speaking of driver's licenses, we only know of one grandmother who didn’t need a driver’s license when she drove in the United Kingdom: the late Queen Elizabeth. The only one she had was when she was in the military, and the document was sold at an auction in 2022.
Nana Knows Tinder
Many grandparents wish to see their great-grandkids while they are still thriving. Unfortunately, this can put immense pressure on family members, especially those aged 30 and above. Luckily, there are tons of dating sites where anyone can meet potential better halves.
This grandma clearly knew about Tinder, an app where users can either swipe left or right on a profile, depending if they want to connect with the person or not. According to KnowYourMobile, there are 57 million users worldwide so there’s a good chance of finding a match.
Honesty Should Take A Backseat
No matter what, our grandparents will always have our backs, and this tweet may be a great example of this. It is worth noting that despite what society imposes, age may not be a big deal for two people who are in love.
Believe it or not, there are many celebrity couples who have huge age gaps but continue to be strong. Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine and his gorgeous Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo have 10 years in between them.
Grandma’s Point Of View On Perfection
This grandmother was probably just making fun of her grandchild but pretty sure she was delighted with how great the kid was in school. It also underlines how important it is to see encouragement from family members when children are studying.
According to Waterford, several studies have shown that engagement can result in a positive impact on the kid’s learning development. This means that the child will feel home support in going through the many years of education and will feel encouraged and motivated.
The Best Pick-Me-Up Statement
In life, kids (and adults) fall so many times, metaphorically and literally. This is probably why we need to have a solid support system to help us get through hard times. Lucky for this person, he had his grandmother whenever he felt like he failed as a student.
And as parents and grandparents, it is extremely crucial to provide as much support to the child as possible after a failure. According to ParentCircle, a student may feel bad, disappointed, and upset over this so it wouldn’t help to ridicule the kid.
'Walking Dead’ Should Have Hired This Grandma
It must be hard to survive in a zombie apocalypse, especially if a person doesn’t have any idea of defending themselves. As such, we imagine that this woman’s great-grandmother would be a great addition to the cast of "Walking Dead."
Meanwhile, we can’t blame the elderly for knowing how to scare strangers off. According to The Zebra, there’s a burglary that happens in the United States every 15 seconds. Home invasions occur the most between 10 am and 3 pm.
Nana Came Prepared
The thing with buffets is that customers must eat as much as they can to get their money’s worth. Unfortunately, not everyone’s stomach is shaped the same because some tend to get full more easily than others. Still, that didn’t stop this grandma from bringing home some leftovers.
Unfortunately, the handling of leftovers can pose more problems in the long run. The change in temperature can result in bacteria growing in the food, which increases the chance for a person to suffer from food poisoning.
What Kind Of Needs, Gramma?
It’s hard to imagine not being able to reach a loved one for two whole days so this woman must have been so relieved to have heard from her grandma. What’s more, the elderly didn’t forget to bring out her hilarious side when she assured her granddaughter that she was well.
It’s unclear if this grandmother was living in a nursing home but in the United States, Zippia reported that there were at least 1.2 million residents in the over 26,000 facilities spread across the country.
Am I Not Beautiful, Granny?
Thanksgiving is such a special holiday where most family members try their hardest to be together. It’s that one time of the year when everyone expresses their gratefulness for the blessings they receive and the people they have.
Pies have become a staple during this time, and TheFactSite reported that there are 50 million pumpkin pies eaten for the holiday every year. But this grandma had a different way of making that particular Thanksgiving memorable: blurting out a hilarious analogy.
Grandma Loves All Her Favorites
It is safe to say that all grandparents love their grandkids, but that’s not to say that they don’t have favoritism. However, according to a Granset study, of the 2,000 respondents, 42 percent revealed that they do have a favorite.
However, as the study noted, many of the grandparents loved kids who had a great sense of humor. Fifty-six percent of the respondents revealed that they were particularly fond of the youngest. Interestingly, a significant number admitted it was wrong to play favorites.
Grandma’s Driving Lessons
When a child finally learns how to drive, it would be normal for them to drive their family members around. In this case, we like to imagine that the man was simply giving his grandma a fun time around town, but little did he know that she had some incredible driving tips.
According to Municipal Signs, the first stop sign appeared in Detroit in 1915. At the time, the traffic warning was in black letters written on a white background. It was then smaller, 24 x 24, and square-shaped.
The Enemies Must Be There
"Dress as if you’re going to meet your worst enemy today," the famous quote says. While this can be applied for daily outings, gouging to the hospital for an emergency is a different thing. Nonetheless, this grandma didn’t leave anything to chance and chose to look pristine.
As for the boy’s broken ankle, some of the signs include swelling, tenderness, bruising, pain, and deformity. According to MayoClinic, the injury to the bone may be caused by falls, missteps, high-impact sports, or accidents.